From the authors of the breakout bestseller "All My Friends Are Dead" comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, monsters, and inanimate objects.
Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall. "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.
In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip "Sally Forth" helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans.
'One of the very best collections of pop songs written in the style of William Shakespeare that I've read so far this year!' 'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Ever wonder what Taylor Swift and Beyonce would sound like in iambic pentameter? We hadn't either, but now we can't get enough' TIME 'Amazing' Buzzfeed
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Are there fur balls piled up in every corner of your home? And do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, it's time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! This title shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft handicrafts.